1. You can take my breath away!!! stay away from me I
don’t want to die Now.
2. U made me smile so wide........I can eat a banana side
ways.
3. Don’t hate me because I m good, Hate me because I know
it!!
4. The Moment She Arrives Every Other Face Fades Away...
5. Flirt but be alert.
6. Intel inside..........fool is out side.
7. Ashes 2 Ashes Dust 2 Dust Life is short so PARTY v
must.
8. love all; hate none...see all; select one..
9. He Took Me Fr0m a Bar. He Took Me In His Car. He Took
My T0p 0ff. He Puts His
Lips 0n Mine,But D0n't W0rry I'm a Bottle 0f Wine..
10. Adam & Eve introduced love; Romeo & Juliet practiced
it; Laila & Majnoo died for
it; So PLZZZZZZZ guyz don't go for it.
11. LOVE IS THE MISUNDERSTANDING BETWEEN TWO FOOOLS!
12. Loved by FEW Hated by MANY Feared by ALL.
13. I cant help falling in love with u....
14. Love can sometimes be magic... But magic can sometimes
just be an illusion!!
15. Everyone says you only fall in love once but that's
not true, every time I hear
your voice I fall in love all over again.
16. do u believe in love at first sight or do i have to
walk past u again?
17. i removed L from LOVER.......n now its all OVER !!!
18. DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I
MIGHT DO
SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT
19. Everyday That Goez By It Seemz Like I Discover
Somethíng New about You To
Love It'z Incredíble To Me How I'm Loved by some,
Hated by many, Envied by
most, Yet wanted by plenty.
20. only little boys who call themselves men say I love
you, and don't mean it.
21. Many heads many minds.
22. its not easy being me..but it sure is funny watching
ppl try.
23. if u learn, u know more if u know more, u forget more
,if u forget more,u know
less. so why learn.
24. Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.It would
never be complete without
few sweets n nuts.Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.
25. SEt Me If U CaN.
26. unlike others yr brain is a masterpiece. It has 2
halves... The left & the right...
The left has nothing right in it... & the right has
nothing left in it!
27. 2 catch me , u gotta me fast...2 c me u gotta be
smart...but 2 be
me.............damn, u must be kiddin.
28. Your |-|eart \/\/ill Be Refreshed In |\|ext 5
Seconds..5...4...3...2...1...0 Error: |\|o
|-|eart Detected
29. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid
of widths.
30. A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the
judge
31. Beauty isn't a passport to success, it's a Visa.
32. Is your name sprite? cause baby you'd quench my
thirst!
33. To explain the unknown by the known is a logical
procedure; to explain the known
by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy.
34. Every thing i lost i missing my mind da most.
35. Don`t dial my Heart number it is already engaged to
Someone else.
36. no NIck just CLICK.
37. The Devil's Advocate!!!
38. All Men r not stupid... some r bachlors....
39. All People Smile In The Same Language !!
40. I m an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep
the halo up straight!
41. I broke her heart , She broke my jaw.
42. You can take my breath away!!! stay way from me i dont
want do die now
43. Should I smile, Cuz ur my friend, Or cry..Cuz that's
all we'll ever be?
44. God created men first, cause you always make a rough
draft before a
masterpiece!
45. You r the living proof that man can live without a
brain!
46. thinking of a nick .....!!!!!
47. "I Quit!...being 4n 4ngel is t00 t0ugh 4 j0b f0r
me..."
48. w8 . i'm scanning your brain .. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
.. ERROR!! No brain detected!!
;)
49. Logic: The art of being wrong with confidence Never
trouble trouble until trouble
troubles you
50. O, it is excellent to have a giant's strength, But it
is tyrannous to use it like a
giant.
51. You always pass failure on the way to success.
52. Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never
disagree. But, if that should
ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!
53. Intel Inside,,,, Hansome Outside
54. AbCdEfGhIjKlMnOpQrStVwXyZ.....ooooopsssssss....I mIsS
U.......
55. always remember "thE mAstEr" its me......
56. look into my eyes ! u ll see... chocolates chips and a
1/2 litre pepsi
57. A WISE MONKEY NEVER MONKIES WITH ANOTHER MONKEY'S
MONKEY.....................cool one isn't it
58. i slept n dreamt dat life is beauty .............i
woke n found dat life is duty !!
59. u hate me not bcz i m ignoring u but bcz i m beautiful
!!
60. who let the dogs out??... WHO WHO WHO WHO? who let the
dogs out WHO WHO
WHO WHO WHO??!?!?!
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